why I heart boys with beards

Right, so the other day I was driving to work. I was on a two lane road, I was in the right-hand lane, slightly ahead of me in the left hand lane was another car. I was slowly gaining on it, just before I drove past it, I could see the driver was holding a pair of scissors. peculiar, I though. and all the more reason to pass. As I passed, I noticed that he was trimming his beard while driving...a whole new avenue of multi-tasking, eh?