Meeting A Celebrity

bumper kiss: Effective when following your lover in a separate car. Wait till he stops his vehicle at a traffic light, then gently ease your car up to his and nudge his bumper. The jolt will jump-start his heart and suggest more intimate nuzzlings to come. (Warning: Do not use the Bumper Kiss on the vehicle of an unknown driver.)

in the event you do not have someone to bumper kiss, pull a Meredith and have a bumper make out session with a stranger.

now that i have your attention i'll explain:
at the intersection in Somerset close to the turnpike on saturday
i was going straight, there was a lane next to me that was waiting for a green arrow.
we were both stopped for a while
green arrow.
cars to the left of me move forward and turn.
i see cars moving and release my foot from the brake
car in front of me did not move, and rightfully so, as she had a red light
..........
it was more than a kiss, i had a bumper make out session with a stranger.

no damage was done, no one was hurt (praise God)